Amy Winehouse has been named the least desirable celebrity wife

The ‘Rehab’ singer – famed for her troubled marriage to drug addict Blake Fielder-Civil, tattoo-covered body and eccentric behaviour – topped a poll by My OK! Wedding magazine, in which readers were asked who would be a terrible spouse.

Joining Amy on the list of bad wives were Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow and Lady Gaga, while Charlie Sheen – who entered rehab last week for drink and drug problems – was named least desirable celebrity husband., closely followed by Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise.

While Amy and Charlie weren’t popular marriage material with readers, Natalie Portman – who is expecting her first child with fiance Benjamin Millepied – was given the title of most desirable celebrity wife, with Britain’s Prince Harry being named as the ultimate husband.

Megan Fox, Katy Perry and Kate Moss all made the top ten for the perfect wife, while Justin Bieber, Robert Pattinson, David Beckham and Harry’s brother Prince William were in the running for ideal husband.

Paul Stacey, a spokesman for My OK! Wedding said: “We were stunned by the results. The least attractive celeb brides and grooms were the party monsters. And I was shocked that Madonna, Lady Gaga and Gwyneth Paltrow were in the least desirable top ten.

“And amazingly, now that Harry has cleaned up his act and proven himself to the world with his work in Afghanistan, he has topped the poll beating all the expected candidates like Robert Pattinson and even his brother William.”

My OK! Wedding Poll Results:

Least Desirable Celebrity Husband:

1: Charlie Sheen

2: Mel Gibson

3: Tom Cruise

4: Mickey Rourke

5: Pete Doherty

6: Marilyn Manson

7: David Hasselhoff

8: Ricky Gervais

9: Chris Moyles

10: Wayne Rooney

Least Desirable Celebrity Wife:

1: Amy Winehouse

2: Lindsay Lohan

3: Britney Spears

4: Heather Mills

5: Gwyneth Paltrow

6: Katie Holmes

7: Lady Gaga

8: Madonna

9: Nicole Kidman

10: Sarah Jessica Parker

Most Desirable Celebrity Wife:

1: Natalie Portman

2: Megan Fox

3: Katy Perry

4: Kate Moss

5: Gisele Bundchen

6: Cheryl Cole

7: Christina Hendricks

8: Rihanna

9: Kim Kardashian

10: Kate Middleton

Most Desirable Celebrity Husband:

1: Prince Harry

2: Justin Bieber

3: Robert Pattinson

4: David Beckham

5: Russell Brand

6: Colin Firth

7: Prince William

8: George Clooney

9: Piers Morgan

10: Brad Pitt

Source: BANG Showbiz

Kelly Osbourne is tipping Bristol Palin to win ‘Dancing With The Stars’

The presenter – who credits taking part in the celebrity dance contest last year with her remarkable weight loss – said she hopes the 19-year-old single mother dances her way to victory.

She said: “I have a real soft spot for Bristol Palin and was a bit heartbroken to see that her mother, US politician Sarah Palin, was not in the audience during that first week.”

Kelly – whose parents are Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne – also admitted she was impressed that Bristol performed so well without family support.

She said: “It’s such an exhausting show- physically and emotionally – and it’s really important that you can look out into the crowd and see a supportive face cheering you on. So I really give her credit for getting out there and doing it on her own.”

Kelly is enjoying watching this year’s contest but was upset to see David Hasselhoff voted off the show first.

She added: “I love this season’s cast and was pretty shocked to see The Hoff voted off so early on.”

Source: BANG Showbiz

Lindsay Lohan — Rehabbin’ at Betty Ford

TMZ has learned … Lindsay Lohan is undergoing treatment at the famous Betty Ford Center, a legendary and respected alcohol and drug rehabilitation clinic in Rancho Mirage, California.

Lindsay checked in Monday — and as we previously reported, the plan is for her to stay put in rehab at least until her probation violation hearing on October 22.

It’s gonna run Lindsay a pretty penny too — according to their website, 30 days of inpatient care at BF runs $26,000.

Betty Ford has treated scores of celebs — a short list of former patients includes, Keith Urban, Chevy Chase, Elizabeth Taylor, Gary Busey, Johnny Cash, Kelsey Grammer, David Hasselhoff, Mickey Mantle, Liza Minnelli, Ozzy Osbourne, and Anna Nicole Smith.

Source: TMZ

Brandy — The One to Beat on ‘Dancing’

David Hasselhoff has the biggest fan base (thanks, Germany) … Audrina Patridge has the best body … and now TMZ has learned who has the best moves this year on “Dancing with the Stars” … Brandy.

Our “DWTS” spies tell us that Brandy is leading the pack when it comes to raw, natural talent — and the talk amongst the dancers is that she’s gonna “blow the competition out of the water” when the new season finally debuts.

In fact, we’re told there are certain moves that took past “DWTS” contestants months to learn … but Brandy mastered those in just a couple of days.

But when it comes to gambling — Brandy isn’t the top dog … the odds-on favorite is still Jennifer Grey.

Source: TMZ

The Situation’s Gonna Be Late to the ‘Dance’

The Situation’s “Dancing with the Stars” career has already hit a major setback — TMZ has learned dude will get significantly less time to practice for the show … all thanks to “Jersey Shore.”

Sources connected to The Situation tell us the “stars” are scheduled to begin rehearsing on Monday — but since Sitch still has serious “Jersey Shore” obligations (taping, appearances, etc) that dude won’t be able to slip on his Capezios until at least September 8.

… and since it’ll probably take a couple more days to shake that nasty “Jersey Shore” hangover … who knows when Sitch could be ready to begin practicing for the September 20 premiere.

Bottom line — Sitch will get almost half the prep time as Bristol Palin, Kurt Warner, David Hasselhoff and Audrina Patridge … then again, he’s the only one with a job.

So will Situation be hoisted by his own unitard?

Source: TMZ

TMZ has learned legendary humiliator Lisa Lampanelli will be returning from her “Roast”  hiatus to burn David Hasselhoff at the upcoming Comedy Central special.

Of course, the Queen of Mean was M.I.A. at last year’s Joan Rivers roast because she claimed it was “not worth doing if I ain’t roastmaster.”

But now, sources close to the insult hurler tell us Lampanelli has worked out a pretty sweet deal with the network and will be taping promos for the show later today.

As for what influenced her decision — we’re told it all has to do with, “Great money, a great spot” and “other things that made it worth her while.”

Source: TMZ

David Hasselhoff: I Wasn’t Hospitalized for Boozing!

David Hasselhoff is positively certain he wasn’t hospitalized for alcohol poisoning this weekend — and to prove it, dude just entered the most physically grueling workout class in L.A.

Despite reports that his 17-year-old daughter Hayley took Hoff to the hospital on Sunday following a three-day bender, Hoff hit up Barry’s Bootcamp this morning with his other daughter — where the “Baywatch” star told us there’s been “no drinking” and he’s “looking good, feeling good.”

As for the report, Hoff claims he never went to the hospital — and both he and daughter Taylor say they “have no idea what’s going on.”

Oh, and trust us — you can’t make it through Barry’s Bootcamp if you’ve been drinking.

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Pamela Bach’s Jail Accessory

David Hasselhoff’s ex only spent a few hours behind bars — nothing close to her 90-day sentence for DUI.

But unlike Lindsay Lohan — who served 84 minutes for her DUI and was then free as a bird — we’ve learned Pamela Bach had to serve nearly two weeks confined to her home with an electronic monitoring bracelet after her release from jail.

We’re told the bracelet came off yesterday — but Bach’s driver’s license has been suspended for two years and she’ll be on probation for the next four years.

As we first reported, Pamela’s 90-day sentence was handed down after she pled no contest to DUI — which was a violation of her probation from an earlier DUI case.

Source: TMZ

The Hoff’s Ex In the Slammer

TMZ has learned Pamela Bach has turned herself in and has begun serving a 90-day jail sentence.

TMZ broke the story David Hasselhoff’s ex was sentenced last Friday after pleading no contest to a DUI.  As a result of the plea, she violated her probation in an earlier DUI case.

Bach was supposed to turn herself in next week but obviously couldn’t wait.

Source: TMZ

TMZ has learned Pamela Bach just got the book thrown at her … she’ll be spending 90 days in jail.

Bach — whose divorce with David Hasselhoff is epic — was just sentenced for a DUI she got in November.  The judge sentenced her to 30 days in jail.

But Bach was on probation for a previous DUI.  Because the November DUI constituted a probation violation, Bach was sentenced to an additional 60 days.

We’re told Bach will surrender and begin serving her 90-day sentence on May 3.

Source: TMZ